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Core Values

"All this time I've had to burp with the act command."

This log comes from some OOC Silverwood Manor event in 2003. I have no idea.

Nindy asks, "See?"

Nindy points at an unfinished eagle figurine.

Andraste carves her wand with ease and confidence.

You say, "Zyllah, you didn't finish it."

Mekthros says, "Including a flaming chicken, apparently."

Mekthros asks, "Can you turn into a flaming cow?"

Mekthros says, "That'd be impressive."

Andraste grins as her rose miniature begins to take shape.

Andraste finishes with a flourish and holds up a delicate rose miniature for everyone to appreciate.

Zyllah says, "Andraste is a damned show off."

Lothwyn whittles quickly and easily, the knife slicing through the wand with sure, graceful strokes.

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[Silverwood Manor, Great Hall]
An ancient modwir marks the center courtyard of this elegant manor.  Surrounded by an expansive well-manicured lawn, the tree towers high overhead, its boughs shading most of the area from the sunlight.  Melodiously calling from somewhere within the branches, a variety of songbirds sing in a cheerful chorus.  Tall topiaries line the edge of the courtyard, adding a sense of privacy to the area.  The sweet fragrance of wildflowers and herbs, which checker the lawn, drifts through the air.  You also see a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, an unfinished eagle figurine, an elaborate Ronan symbol, an attractive Fash'lo'nae symbol, an unfinished lute miniature, an elegant hawk charm, an exquisite flute miniature, an attractive Tonis symbol, an elegant Eonak symbol, an attractive starburst talisman, an elaborate Koar symbol, a quaint Imaera charm, an exquisite treble clef symbol, a quaint Lorminstra symbol, a quaint starburst talisman, a quaint lute miniature, an elaborate fish miniature, a beautiful Lorminstra charm, a simple lyre charm, a simple rolton charm, an elegant Cholen charm, a lovely Lorminstra symbol, a plain Imaera symbol, a plain Fash'lo'nae symbol, a simple treble clef symbol, a quaint Jastev charm, a lovely rolton figurine, a plain wolf figurine, a lovely eagle figurine, a simple cricket figurine, a plain lizard figurine, an elegant Lorminstra symbol, a plain cricket figurine, a crude lizard figurine, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a hefty wand, a crude lute miniature, a dark stick, a crude deer figurine, a crude lute miniature, a crude flute miniature, a twisted stick, a long stick, a small rose, a long stick, a heavy stick, a thick stick, a flexible stick, a stained stick, a slim stick, a small stick, a pink iceblossom, a question list and a boarded-up doorway.
Also here: Neimanz, Spaewife, Lord Sagan, GameMaster Zyllah, Lord Rekarth who is sitting, Desorceri, GameMaster Lothwyn who is sitting, Livits who is sitting, Lord Nindy, GameMaster Andraste, Mekthros who is sitting
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west

Mekthros says, "She didn't have much to show off about ten minutes ago."

You say, "Make me a cuddly Ulstram miniature."

Mekthros says, "But she's getting good."

Zyllah chops awkwardly at a wand with her knife.

Lothwyn grins at you.

Lothwyn whittles quickly and easily, the knife slicing through the wand with sure, graceful strokes.

Andraste drops a delicate rose miniature.

Zyllah drops an unfinished Charl symbol.

Desorceri snorts at Zyllah.

Lothwyn glances at Zyllah.

Lothwyn asks, "Not finishing it?"

Nindy says, "You've got to finish what you start, young lady."

Nindy exclaims, "That's what gives you GMs a bad rap!"

You say, "It's kind of poetical though."

You say, "The unfinished nature of it..."

You say, "It's symbolic."

Andraste carves her wand with ease and confidence.

Zyllah says, "Everyone's making fun of me."

Lothwyn asks, "What are you looking at me for?"

Zyllah folds her arms over her chest.

You say, "Zyllah, thou art a peg-fingered stick-tickler."

Zyllah starts chuckling at you!

Desorceri says, "Look at it this way.  There's plenty room for improvement."

Lothwyn finishes with a flourish and holds up an exquisite iceblossom miniature for everyone to appreciate.

You say, "Oh."

You say, "Look, there is a Koar symbol."

Mekthros says, "So many painful puns can be made between whittle and little."

Mekthros says, "We seem to have covered most of them."

Nindy exclaims, "I've made thirteen, this far!"

Zyllah dreamily says, "It's Kai."

You chuckle at Zyllah.

You pick up an elaborate Koar symbol.

You ask, "Who made this one?"

Desorceri says, "I think Lothwyn did"

You say, "I knew he cared."

Lothwyn says, "Yes, I did."

You say, "I was wondering who made the Koar one."

You say, "You made it just for me, didn't you."

Mekthros says, "I'll trade you an elaborate Sheru symbol for your elaborate Koar symbol."

Mekthros nods to you.

Lothwyn says, "But you see, it has instructions.  It's pronounced "Core"."

Lothwyn smirks.

You snort at Mekthros.

You say, "Nooo."

You say, "koAR"

Zyllah nods to you.

You attempt to kick at Lothwyn, but he casually sidesteps your foot and raises a hand.  An unseen force lifts your entire body off the ground.  As Lothwyn looks away, it dawns on you that you're no longer being supported.  You fall and slam hard into the ground!
Roundtime: 10 sec.

Zyllah dreamily says, "Er wait."

Nindy says, "No, he's right."

Nindy says, "Core."

Nindy nods.

Zyllah dreamily says, "No...I'm in the core camp."

Zyllah dreamily says, "I'm still talking dreamily."

Zyllah dreamily says, "How embarassing."

Nindy says, "It's cute."

Nindy nods to Zyllah.

You say, "You can't stop thinking about Kai."

Zyllah nods to you.

Nindy says, "We're trying to figure out which of us you're fantasizing about."

You say, "I can't stop thinking about... Ulstram."

You fan yourself.

Andraste starts chuckling at you!

You say, "Oh oh."

Zyllah starts chuckling at you!

You ask, "Is that one wearable?"

Mekthros says, "Those blind prophets.  Damn, but the hotness."

Zyllah picks up a hefty wand.

Zyllah concentrates intently, but appears to be determined.  As she painstakingly works the wand with her knife, you remind yourself that even the great artists had to start somewhere.  But what IS she trying to create there?

You say, "It is wearable."

You pick up a delicate Koar charm.

You put on a delicate Koar charm.

Nindy says, "Oh."

You say, "I want an unfinished Koar charm. I find them very symbolical."

Zyllah starts chuckling at you!

You say, "It's like my moral growth."

Mekthros says, "You can get your Koar charm altered."

Mekthros asks, "You have moral growth?"

Mekthros peers quizzically at you.

You say, "If I altered it, it'd be a rejection of Andraste."

Lothwyn says, "Can I see your charm"

Lothwyn peers quizzically at you.

You take off a delicate Koar charm.

You offer your Koar charm to Lothwyn, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer.  Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Lothwyn has accepted your offer and is now holding a delicate Koar charm.

Zyllah says, "She has no charm."

You say, "I'm full of charm."

Zyllah says, "She is lacking in charm"

You say, "But here's the one you--"

You glance at Zyllah.

Mekthros says, "And no tact, either."

Mekthros says, "Alright, she has some tact."

Zyllah starts chuckling at you!

Lothwyn offers you a delicate Ko "CORE" ar charm.  Enter ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it.  The offer will expire in 30 seconds.

Lothwyn says, "There you go."

You accept Lothwyn's offer and are now holding a delicate Ko "CORE" ar charm.

You say, "Um."

Zyllah begins chuckling at Lothwyn!

Mekthros begins chuckling at Lothwyn!

Nindy begins chuckling at Lothwyn!

Desorceri laughs!

Livits starts chortling.

You scratch your ear.

Nindy says, "He's right, you know."

Nindy nods to you.

Mekthros says, "You just got a free 30 second alteration."

Mekthros nods to you.

Mekthros says, "You should be ecstatic."

How can they be so mean to you?!

You say, "Yeah, well."

You ask, "You know Sheru is pronounced SHEE-roo?"

Mekthros says, "Ingrate."

Mekthros nods to you.

Lothwyn stares at you.

Zyllah glances at you.

Nindy asks, "Isn't it Sure-ooo?"

You say, "Like Shee-ra."

You say, "He-man's friend."

Mekthros glances at you.

Desorceri exclaims, "Cher-Roo!"

Lothwyn asks, "Like Ni-ff?"

Lothwyn tightens his grip on his flexible knife and glances over at you.

You ask, "Ni...ff?"

Nindy asks, "Niff?"

Mekthros says, "Blasphemer."

Mekthros points at you.

(Juspera belches loudly.)

You say, "God, can't wait for september."

Zyllah asks, "Why is that?"

You say, "All this time I've had to burp with the act command."

Nindy says, "It'll be a new verb in GS4."

Zyllah says, "Ohhh."

Desorceri nods to you.

Desorceri says, "me too"

Livits happily asks, "it will?"

Zyllah says, "Yeah, I want that one too."

You say, "Of course you do."

Livits happily asks, "i kin belch in gs4?"

Morganwyn asks, "you mean we will have to listen to Nindy Burp milk?"

Zyllah's face contorts in concentration as she works her knife.  From the looks of things, this isn't easy for her!

Nindy just nudged Morganwyn.

Livits happily says, "First thing im gonna do is have a belching contest in gs4"

You frown at a delicate Ko "CORE" ar charm.

Lothwyn whittles quickly and easily, the knife slicing through the wand with sure, graceful strokes.

Nindy says, "Poor, Zyllah."

Zyllah wiggles her eyebrows.

Zyllah says, "A stallion."

Zyllah offers Lothwyn an unfinished stallion figurine.

Mekthros says, "Tell us again how one pronounces "Koar"."

Mekthros nods to you.

Nindy says, "Correction."

Nindy says, "An unfinished stallion."

You say, "KoAR"

You say, "Or Kwar."

You say, "If you say it fast, you know."

Mekthros turns an inquisitive ear towards you.

Lothwyn peers quizzically at Zyllah.

Lothwyn says, "Finish it."

Zyllah whines.

Nindy begins chuckling at Lothwyn!

Mekthros says, "Ah yes.  You can be JusPEEra, then."

Desorceri says, "Co-wer"

Lothwyn tries to pull you towards him.

Lothwyn says, "Fine, give."

Nindy asks, "JusPEEra?"

You say, "Lady Nindy."

Desorceri exclaims, "Cower before Koa-er!"

You offer your Koar charm to Lothwyn, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer.  Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Lothwyn has accepted your offer and is now holding a delicate Ko "CORE" ar charm.

You say, "Heck."

You say, "Lady Lothwyn."

Lothwyn offers you a delicate Koar charm.  Enter ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it.  The offer will expire in 30 seconds.

You accept Lothwyn's offer and are now holding a delicate Koar charm.

A roaring ball of fire streaks through the air and strikes you!
   ... 10 points of damage!
   Burst of flames to head catches ears on fire!  Yeeoww!
   You are stunned for 1 round!


You are still stunned.

Desorceri chuckles.

Spaewife laughs!

You are still stunned.

You say, "ow"

Morganwyn cringes.

You are healed.

Nindy says, "That looked fun."

You say, "You could have made it an... unfinished Koar charm."

You say, "SIR Lothwyn."

(Mekthros slaps Juspera on the side of the head, apparently attempting to extinguish her ear.)

You say, "If only I could kick you here."

Mekthros says, "Your ear.  It was burning."

Nindy says, "You missed."

Nindy nods to Mekthros.

Zyllah grins smugly.

Nindy says, "Have at it again."

Nindy says, "It's still smoking, you see."

Zyllah bites her tongue, looking a little silly, but you can see that she is getting some decent results with her whittling this time.

Zyllah grins smugly.

Zyllah says, "Er..."

Mekthros says, "Wait, both of her ears are smoking."

Lothwyn glances at Zyllah.

Lothwyn taps a lovely lute miniature.

Lothwyn taps an unfinished mournbloom miniature.

You say, "I had a violin miniature. I don't know if I still have it. But Amadeus gave it to me when he left."

Zyllah finishes with a flourish and holds up a quaint lizard figurine for everyone to appreciate.

Lothwyn asks, "You leaving unfinished ones again?"

Nindy says, "It's quaint."

Nindy nods to Zyllah.

Nindy says, "Good for you."

Livits happily says, "i has to admit, most the things the gms have put together in the past were fun"

Livits happily asks, "whos idea was landin gettin takin over by the jants?"

You put on a delicate Koar charm.

Your attempt at a cartwheel is an utter failure, and you end up sprawled unceremoniously on the ground.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You say, "Er."

Zyllah laughs at you!

You say, "Sorry, I was thinking about Ulstram again."

Zyllah says, "It was Hochstib's idea."

Morganwyn says, "no no...warped was having the troll kings sit in all the rt spots on the EN trail"

Spaewife says, "Ulstram, dried meat"

Spaewife nods.

Zyllah says, "Lothwyn, you need to clean up...i can't even see the room in my screen."

Nindy says, "I feel so dirty having not contributed to this mess."

You say, "Mmm, jerky."

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