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Glitchful Thinking

The ghostly voice of Evia says, "So much for our notion of infallibility."

Here are some of the more amusing slip-ups and typos from the Witchful Thinking storyline, along with a few especially funny IC moments. Applause goes to GM Kenstrom for keeping us in stitches with his graceful recoveries, and a big thanks to Leafiara and her KST logs, as well as to Thrassus, for providing many of these clips.

The figure can be seen stepping off into the mist of the rain, heading easternly.
Evician whispers to the group, "Is Easternly a word?"
Some town scholars wander by, sipping coffee in the late of the night and seem to be squabbling amongst themselves, "....so, eastern is acceptable, why not easternly? I believe it is, and if not, it shall be now...we'll make sure we contact the town clerk to get it...." and they wander off.

Pylasar exclaims, "Grand Magister Raelee!"
Pylasar beams happily at Raelee!
Pylasar hugs Raelee.
(Raelee immediately tenses.)
Pylasar asks, "Oh, 5119?"
Speaking to Pylasar, Raelee says, "It is 5119."
Pylasar looks down, counting his fingers.
Pylasar exclaims, "Not 'grand' yet then!"
Speaking flatly to Pylasar, Raelee says, "Apparently."

Pylasar leans in, kissing at the air.  Awkward? Cute? Gross? Moving on.  He walks along the wall, touching the liquid rolling and rippling.

Speaking amusedly to Hapenlok, Shiril says, "I'll say."
Ysharra says, "Good girl, Magister.  Just as you should."
FUN PAUSE.
(OOC) Leafiara's player whispers to the group, "Oh."
(OOC) Razanetika's player whispers to the group, "What the heck is a FUN PAUSE????"

 * Kenstrom just bit the dust! [10:15 pm]

Cryheart tips his head back and empties a bottle of amber cream ale down his gullet!

Cryheart blinks his eyes a few times as though just realizing he is rather drunk.

Cryheart mutters under his breath.

Speaking to Cryheart, Zosopage says, "I think you drank too much."

Cryheart drunkenly says, "I shall pass on extra."

Cryheart blinks oddly a few times.

Speaking dubiously to Cryheart, Leafiara exclaims, "Getting drunk now of all times!"

Cryheart pets a pale-faced coppery barn owl, which nuzzles his hand softly.

Evia asks, "Uh...how did Cryheart become drunk?"

Cryheart drunkenly says, "Timing."

Cryheart says, "Drank wine...then Zoso gave me ale."

Cryheart drunkenly says, "Pink rolton."

Cryheart blinks oddly a few times.

The coppery barn owl hoots at Cryheart.

The coppery barn owl hoots at Cryheart.

Cryheart mutters under his breath.

Leafiara buries her face in her hands.

Shinann peers quizzically at Cryheart.

Speaking heartily to Leafiara, Chamorr says, "Never seen him drunk afore."

Cryheart topples over.

Leafiara pulls Cryheart to his feet.

Cryheart drunkenly says, "Huh."

Cryheart drunkenly says, "Ale after wine."

(OOC) Zosopage's player whispers, "Kenstrom would have a field day."

Leafiara teasingly says, "You know the situation's bad when even Sir Cryheart's turned to drinking."

Cryheart says, "Just in case I get those rashes, I will nae feel the burning, itching."

Stormyrain just arrived.

Cryheart gives Stormyrain a friendly hug.

Speaking agreeably to Cryheart, Leafiara says, "Positive thinking."

Cryheart tries to pull his lower lip up over his nose.

Cryheart nods his head enthusiastically at Leafiara, then stumbles around a bit to keep his balance.

Stormyrain squints at Cryheart.

Stormyrain gasps.

Cryheart says, "Someone tricked me."

Stormyrain looks somberly at Cryheart, shaking her head, clearly disappointed.

A blast of foul-smelling mist erupts from a fissure in the ground and strikes Maylan's face and seeps into her!
A blast of foul-smelling mist erupts from a fissure in the ground and strikes Chaoswynd's face and seeps into him!
A blast of foul-smelling mist erupts from a fissure in the ground and strikes Shinann's face and seeps into her!
A blast of foul-smelling mist erupts from a fissure in the ground and strikes Daniels's face and seeps into him!

The voice of Pietra says, "Oh that's not good."

A blast of foul-smelling mist erupts from a fissure in the ground and strikes Pukk's face and seeps into him!
A blast of foul-smelling mist erupts from a fissure in the ground and strikes Ysharra's face and seeps into her!
A blast of foul-smelling mist erupts from a fissure in the ground and strikes Bernadette's face and seeps into her!
A blast of foul-smelling mist erupts from a fissure in the ground and strikes Pietra's face and seeps into her!

(OOC) Maylan's player whispers to the group, "117 second RT. Fun."
(OOC) Ysharra's player whispers to the group, "Same!"

Leafiara notes, "Some of you really don't look so good."

Shinann says, "I cannot move."

Pietra says, "I can't talk."

(OOC) Bernadette's playe whispers to the group, "534 rt."
(OOC) Ysharra's player whispers to the group, "Still 400+ seconds."
(OOC) Maylan's player whispers to the group, "Odd, I can move in RT."

Raelee's stomach gives off a loud gurgle.

Speaking to Raelee, Stormyrain asks, "..hungry?"

Pietra's stomach gives off a loud gurgle.

Darconas's stomach gives off a loud gurgle.

Stormyrain says, "...damnit."

(OOC) Dergoatean's player whispers to the group, "Kenstrom is trying out some new things tonight, and working out some bugs."
(OOC) Maylan's player whispers to the group, "New things are FUN."
(OOC) Leafiara's player whispers to the group, "Oh, he's working out "bugs" alright..."
(OOC) Pietra's player whispers to the group, "YAY!"
(OOC) Dergoatean's player whispers to the group, "The ghouls were super-bugged at first too."
(OOC) Chaoswynd's player whispers to the group, "That was fun. Sudden -450 to RT."
(OOC) Maylan's player whispers to the group, "I may need to re-log."
(OOC) Shinann's player whispers to the group, "Least I can watch!"
(OOC) Maylan's player whispers to the group, "Oh. There goes the RT."
(OOC) Pietra's player whispers to the group, "Exactly what I was thinking Shinann! :D."
(OOC) Kenstrom's player whispers to the group, "I've been removing the RT. :)."
(OOC) Pietra's player whispers to the group, "YAY!"
(OOC) Maylan's player whispers to the group, "Woot."
(OOC) Pukk's player whispers to the group, "I was cursing you too."
(OOC) Chaoswynd's player whispers to the group, "Yeah that stacking RT was pretty funny."
(OOC) Darconas's player whispers to the group, "Hey wait, that's allowed?"
(OOC) Pietra's player whispers to the group, "It is when you're awesome."

Lyrna shifts her weight.

Pylasar peers quizzically at Lyrna.

Pylasar asks, "Yes?"

Pylasar asks, "A giiift?"

Lyrna grabs an elaborate gold-framed painting from a small pocket inside of her grey jacket.

Pylasar says, "Is it can..."

Pylasar says, "Oh."

Pylasar grins.

Lyrna offers Pylasar an elaborate gold-framed painting.

Pylasar accepts Lyrna's gold-framed painting.

Lyrna says, "To help you remember."

Lyrna shifts her weight.

Pylasar clenches his jaw.

Lyrna says, "I hope... forgive me if it is not welcome."

Pylasar gulps slowly, captivated by the painting in his hand.

Pylasar says, "I.."

Pylasar squints.

Pylasar moves to stand in front of Lyrna.

Leafiara concernedly interjects, "She means only the best of course..."

Pylasar bearhugs Lyrna and does not let her go for a very long, awkward two minutes.

Lyrna hugs Pylasar.

Pylasar whispers something to Lyrna.

Roundtime: 120 seconds.

Roundtime: 100 seconds...still bearhug going on.

Speaking to Stormyrain, Lazaryth says, "So."

Speaking slowly to Lazaryth, Stormyrain asks, "Yes?"

Roundtime: 72 seconds. Pylasar's eyes gleam with wetness. Lyrna's breathing grows faint from the tightness of the hug.

Speaking to Stormyrain, Lazaryth says, "Terrible weather we're having."

Lazaryth asks, "Don't you think?"

Roundtime: 60 seconds.

Lyrna makes a wheezing sound.

Speaking to Lazaryth, Stormyrain says, "It's somewhat--rainy yes."

Madmountan says, "That musta been some painting."

Speaking to Stormyrain, Lazaryth says, "Rainy. And.. humid."

Stormyrain says, "Mm."

Dergoatean says, "She'll think twice before giving him another gift."

Lyrna quietly says, "It is of Gracie."

Speaking to Shinann, Stormyrain whispers aloud, "Is she still breathing?"

Cryheart says, "Awwwww."

Roundtime: 30 seconds. Pylasar maintains his bearhug, but the painting tilts slightly in his hand and you can see it. A young human child is standing in a field of wildflowers, the bright sunlight streaming around her making the field behind her indistinct. Her sandy blonde hair appears almost white where the sunlight touches it, and her freckles are dark against her otherwise pale skin. Her green eyes sparkle and her smile is radiant as she offers a small purple flower to the viewer.

Speaking amusedly to Stormyrain, Chaoswynd whispers aloud, "Barely."

Roundtime: 12 seconds.

Pylasar releases Lyrna and kisses her on the cheek.

Pylasar says, "Thank you."

Lyrna smiles at Pylasar.

Lyrna takes a deep breath.

Speaking to Lyrna, Dergoatean says, "Looks like you done good."

From nearby, you hear Keletheryl yell, "Lord Luukos has granted you a second chance prove you deserve it!"

Pylasar yells, "More like Lord Pukos!"

Cryheart: [Local] "Clouds."
Some late thunder rumbles in the distance and probably wishes it could have thundered earlier and is sorry it didn't but it rumbles and heralds a coming storm.

(OOC) Pylasar's player whispers to the group, "Sorry all! Was fighting an ISP outage in my area for the last hour. But back and on and ready to do this! COFFEE AND DEEDS!"

Bristenn briskly orders, "And -forward.-"
The image of a freckled girl with blonde hair fades into view, rising at the heart of the garden. She begins to cough, looking at Pylasar. "End her daddy. End her."
Speaking quietly to Pylasar, Myasarie says, "Aye m'lord keep your mind in the here and now."
Pylasar stands up.
Pylasar carefully tucks his purple hibiscus behind one ear.
With a roar, Pylasar lowers his shoulder and charges the glass door!
His feet seem to get tangled, as he slams headfirst into the glass door, sinking slowly to the ground!
Bristenn slowly observes, "Not what I had in mind, to be fair."

Lord Pylasar just arrived.
OOPS?
A bolt of purple lightning arcs over Moot Hall.
A spark of purple light explodes in the air above Moot Hall and Pylasar plops to the ground!

An icy mist swirls about Lylia and she vanishes within it. The mist fades and she is gone.
An icy mist swirls about Xorus and she vanishes within it. The mist fades and she is gone.
An icy mist swirls about Raelee and she vanishes within it. The mist fades and she is gone.
An icy mist swirls about Xorus and HE, you saw HE, A MAN....vanishes within it. The mist fades and she is gone.

[Town Barracks, Kitchen]
The kitchen is aglow in a haze of orange light as the fires from the two large stoves in the back burn bright, their flames slow roasting the boars and quail turning on their spits. A trio of curly-haired halflings shuffles back and forth between the cooking fires and some low countertops, feverishly preparing the next meal. Above a stout wooden table, a long oak cabinet holds a range of bottles, cups and other refreshments. You also see some butchered militia corpses.
Also here: Shinann who is immobilized, Raznel
[Thrassus's note: Them halflings are DEVOTED cooks.]

Ysharra removes some ambrominas leaf from in her carved ivory vasculum.
Ysharra gives Leafiara a playful bite.
Ysharra stares off into space.
Speaking to Leafiara, Ysharra says, "You are entirely too sweet."
Speaking to Leafiara, Ysharra says, "Way too much chocolate."

After a moment of cautious studying and sniffing, a bright-eyed darkly clouded kitten with elongated tufty ears and a spiked veil iron collar clambers inside of a beautiful mountain lake.

A bright-eyed darkly clouded kitten with elongated tufty ears and a spiked veil iron collar slowly begins to crawl out from inside a beautiful mountain lake when it suddenly misgauges where its paws are!  With a small WHUMP, the darkly clouded kitten lands in an ungangly heap of flailing legs and tail before righting itself with a plaintive mew.

Speaking quietly to Thrayzar, Pukk says, "You should eat my meat....then you won't be having these aches."
Pukk quietly says, "More meat...not my meat."

Dergoatean: "Anyone on the other side hear me? Looking for a way through from lake eonak."
Cryheart: "Look for a portal."
Leafiara: "Is the portal gone?"
Some people run by and shout, "...that silver portal near the Lake is totally visible now!"

Brumas points south, towads the Hendoran Outpost in the grasslands.
(OOC) Kenstrom's player whispers to the group, ""Towads?" That's how they say Towards in Boston. Damn typos..."
(OOC) Cryheart's player whispers to the group, "Late is the night, and my eyes dinnae behold the sight."

(OOC) Lylia's player whispers to the group, "By the way, the tea in the kettle is a custom tea blend. Feel free to GET KETTLE with a cup in hand to try it."
(OOC) Cruxophim's player whispers to the group, "The bone teacup is not an appropriate container. WELL YEAH, GAME."
(OOC) Cruxophim's player whispers to the group, "NO DOY."
(OOC) Lylia's player whispers to the group, "My teacupst are broken too!"
(OOC) Lylia's player whispers to the group, "So are my fingers, aparently, as I can't type."
(OOC) Lylia's player whispers to the group, "OMG, typos. I'm going to stop now."

Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Speaking to Thadston, Taloin says, "You did right."
Taloin scowls.
Thadston says, "I know."
Neopuron grins slowly.
Thadston says, "I know."
Thadston says, "I know."
Speaking quietly to Taloin, Pukk says, "You can say that again."
Thadston says, "I know."
Taloin says, "Excuse me."
Thadston says, "I know."
Taloin shakes his head.
Leafiara cackles!
Leafiara coyly says, "Temporal magic must be affecting us all."
Ensayn says, "Quite the echo in here."
Chamorr heartily says, "Theres a echo in here."

Imperial soldiers shout as some of the Blameless are beaten back but others shout, "The witch is inside!"
Leafiara wryly says, "Yeah, I bet she is."
Shinann: "The witch is upstairs... through the door."
Leafiara: "Which one?"
[a locate reveals...]
[Hendoran Outpost, Gateway]
The stone walls are smooth and covered with faint, yet meticulously-detailed wards that periodically shimmer with pale silver light. The glow from the rune-etched walls bathes the entire circular chamber in a soft luminosity. The very air crackles with a powerful energy, as the occasional spark of lightning dances harmlessly across the high-domed ceiling. You also see a rune-carved steel door.
Also here: Shinann, Magister Raelee, Raznel
[but Leafiara has no clue where this is, nor apparently does anyone other than those two and Xorus, so insert a bunch of aimless wandering with multiple groups and individuals trying and failing to find them]
[wandering]
Dergoatean says, "I can try."
[wandering]
Cryheart: "Checking for Raznel."
[wandering]
Leafiara says, "Can't find them..."
[wandering]
Dergoatean says, "I think we're looking for a rune-covered door, maybe."
Leafiara mutters, "I clearly don't know this place well enough."
Skeevve says, "Yeah, good times, wandering around...tryin to die.."
Leafiara says, "There's a rune-covered door at the lab, but it doesn't lead to them."
Maags says, "Little bit of a maze."
Ensayn hopefully says, "I saw a dartboard."

The town guard steps in front of Disean and says, "Excuse me, sir, there's an entrance fee to use this gate. Five silvers please."

Coming around a bend, three other militiaman move further into view, escorting with them a muscular figure with a burlap sack thrown over his head and chains bound around both his arms and ankles.  He does not resist as he moves among the militia.
The voice of Kenstrom asks, "What...?"
OOPS?
Kethrain squints.
The militiaman says, "....what?"

A slimy purple grub just arrived!

Pukk says, "Ooh."

Dipping into a lazy dive, the coppery barn owl glides to the ground and lands.

Othael says, "A bug! Owlee may get it."

The grub begins to grow an arm.

Chamorr heartily says, "Ewwww."

Kobant draws a glowing pattern in the air before a slimy purple grub.
A slimy purple grub's eyes roll up into its head as its body goes limp on the ground.

The grub snores.

Cryheart says, "Owly, dinnae grab the grub."

Speaking quietly to a pale-faced coppery barn owl, Falvicar asks, "Hungry for grub?"

Still asleep, the grub grows a second arm and two legs.

The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.

A spotted great horned owl lunges forward and rakes his talons across a slimy purple grub faster than it can react!
... 25 points of damage!

The coppery barn owl hoots at a spotted great horned owl.

The coppery barn owl hoots at a spotted great horned owl.

Speaking to a slimy purple grub, Maylan says, "Well do you sorta look like owl food."

The grub shakes and glides away from the owl.

A quick flick of Kobant's wrist sends a vultite javelin into flight!
Kobant throws a vultite javelin at a slimy purple grub!
AS: +478 vs DS: +18 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +63 = +550
... and hits for 210 points of damage!
Strike through both ears, the purple grub is quite dead!
The grub rolls over and dies.

Kobant says, "Whoops."

The grub-Pylasar dies and Raznel wins.

Kobant says, "Javelin slipped."

Speaking to Lylia, Berkana says, "And this is why we cannot have nice things."

(OOC) Kenstrom's player whispers to the group, "You guys getting bad lag?"
(OOC) Leafiara's player whispers to the group, "Nope."
(OOC) Cryheart's player whispers to the group, "I am fine."
(OOC) Ysharra's player whispers to the group, "Must just be karma for the murder spiders."

Thadston: "Captains, will you bring everyone to the Barracks Strategy room please?"
Cryheart says, "We are headed to the Barracks."
Cryheart asks, "Want to lead Captains?"
Cryheart designates Stormyrain as the new leader of the group.
Stormyrain asks, "Where are we going?"
Stormyrain says, "I wasn't paying attention."
Leafiara says, "The strategy room."
Cryheart says, "Strategy room."
Thadston: "...do you even remember where it is?"
(OOC) Stormyrain's player whispers to the group, "OF COURSE HE PICKS A ROOM I DONT REMEMBER HOW TO GET TO."
(OOC) Chaoswynd's player whispers to the group, "...that's every room in the barracks Storm :P."
(OOC) Stormyrain's player whispers to the group, "STORMY KNOWS THAT, I DONT."

Xorus says, "Erithians are a myth."
The simple boat glides in through the sea gate and moves to dock, as some militiamen move to board the ship and set about their inspections.
Speaking to Thrassus, Xorus says, "I saw a ki-lin, once."
Emerging from somewhere on the small ship appears an Erithian man and woman, both with alabaster skin and matching crystalline grey eyes.  Robes of gossamer drape down their lithe forms.  They watch the activity and the crowd at the docks.
Someone in the crowd nudges Xorus and points at the Erithians.
Xorus says, "Ki-lin and Erithians in the same week."
Xorus says, "Next we will see yeti, the bellacorn, and Rekarth."
A yeti just arrived.

Ysharra says, "...that..."
Raelee says, "... meteors."
Pietra says, "Is not good."
Ysharra asks, "Should we move?  Quickly?"
Cryheart says, "Move."
Leafiara slowly asks, "So move, then?"
Dozens of flaming meteors light the sky nearby!
Maylan says, "Move."
Ysharra says, "Geijon move."
Stormyrain exclaims, "Move!"
Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
Darconas melodically says, "RUUUUUN."
Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
Darconas melodically says, "We're so gonna die."
Speaking to Geijon, Maylan says, "Mister, we gotta move."
Berkana asks, "How about we move?"
Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
Alasatia says, "We're fine."
Alasatia says, "Everything is fine."

[help]-GSIV:Pukk: "Lylia drags himself south, limping badly."
[help]-GSIV:Pukk: "I always wondered"
[help]-GSIV:Mnar: "Those elves, you can never be sure"
Stormyrain drops his rune staff and snatches up a claidhmore!

The Stormyrain is medium in size and about nine feet high in his current state. The Stormyrain is too easy for the likes of you!

Blades says, "I killed Lylia in boy clothes while I was in the Landing."

Blades says, "Was weird."

(OOC) Razanetika's player whispers to the group, "Yes, please make sure you target the witch and not me... that would be most appreciated."
(OOC) Razanetika's player whispers to the group, "I'll take names...."
[Later, during the final battle...]
(OOC) Eledryn's player whispers to the group, "Friendly reminder that you want to target RAZNEL not RAZANETIKA."
[After being killed by an adventurer who was trying to hit Raznel...]
The ghostly voice of Razanetika softly says, "Stop glaring and staring at me.. the witch's name is RAZNEL.. not Raza.. Thank you sweetly."

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