Juspera's Good Ole GS4 Page / Humor

Another day at the office

"Ok just because I die doesn't mean everyone else gets to."

The following was submitted by Pyrocite.

[Land Tower East, Office]
The ground floor of this guard tower appears to be some kind of office. A single guard sits behind one of the desks reviewing some paperwork. A small wood stove in the corner provides heat to the room.
You also see some aloeas stem, some wooden steps and a large wastebasket.
Also in the room: F-person, Lord K-person, Lord Mersteel, Clavis, Starania, Lord B-person, Fellicia who is seated
Obvious exits: out.

B-person removes an alum lockpick from in his alloy lockpick case.

B-person settles into the difficult task of picking the lock on a sturdy fel strongbox.
B-person gasps in surprise as a stream of fire shoots forth from the strongbox that he has been working on! B-person is savagely immolated by the flames! As the flames surround his head, his skin begins to melt under the intense heat! As you stand there dazed, B-person's eyes reach the boiling point and burst open, spraying sizzling vitreous fluid all over you! B-person falls to his knees and releases a pitiful moan before collapsing into a smoldering heap on the ground.

* B-person was just incinerated!
* B-person just bit the dust!
* B-person drops dead at your feet!

Fellicia says, "Oops."

You hear the ghostly voice of B-person ask, "what the heck?"

F-person gestures at a scratched silver trunk.
F-person gasps in surprise as a stream of fire shoots forth from the trunk that he has been working on! F-person is savagely immolated by the flames! As the flames surround his head, his skin begins to melt under the intense heat! As you stand there dazed, F-person's eyes reach the boiling point and burst open, spraying sizzling vitreous fluid all over you! F-person falls to his knees and releases a pitiful moan before collapsing into a smoldering heap on the ground.

* F-person was just incinerated!
* F-person just bit the dust!
* F-person drops dead at your feet!

K-person says, "That looked not fun"

Fellicia says, "Gah."

You hear the ghostly voice of B-person say, "i didnt even see it"

You exclaim, "Oh look, two!"

You hear the ghostly voice of F-person say, "that was fun"

Miskelme asks, "gah what happened here?"

You say, "Incinerators"

Mersteel says, "Well we wiping out the pickers today"

You say, "Two in a row, as luck would have it."

Fellicia asks, "Does that mean I'm next?"

K-person just tickled Fellicia.

K-person says, "But I wanna be the one to kill you"

K-person gestures and utters a phrase of magic.

K-person gestures at an enruned mithril trunk.
K-person gasps in surprise as a stream of fire shoots forth from the trunk that he has been working on! K-person is savagely immolated by the flames! As the flames surround his head, his skin begins to melt under the intense heat! As you stand there dazed, K-person's eyes reach the boiling point and burst open, spraying sizzling vitreous fluid all over you! K-person falls to his knees and releases a pitiful moan before collapsing into a smoldering heap on the ground.

* K-person was just incinerated!
* K-person just bit the dust!
* K-person drops dead at your feet!

You hear the ghostly voice of K-person say, "Not good"

Fellicia laughs!

You hear the ghostly voice of B-person say, "goodness"

B-person gives a ghostly chuckle.

Fellicia rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!

F-person is raised on-site.

* F-person just bit the dust!
* F-person drops dead at your feet!

Palmerin screams!

Sweetsugars asks, "what is going on?"

You hear the ghostly voice of B-person say, "ok just because i die doesnt mean everyone else gets to"

You see F-person the Dark Elf.
...
He appears to be DEAD! He has snapped bones and serious bleeding from the neck, a completely severed right arm, a completely severed left arm, a fractured and bleeding right leg, a fractured and bleeding left leg, a completely severed right hand, a completely severed left hand, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his chest, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his abdominal area, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his back, a blinded right eye, a blinded left eye, a case of uncontrollable convulsions, and severe head trauma and bleeding from the ears. He is bleeding from the head, profusely from the neck, from the right arm, from the left arm, from the right leg, from the left leg, slightly from the right hand, slightly from the left hand, badly from the chest, badly from the abdomen, and slightly from the back.
...

You hear the ghostly voice of F-person say, "need ta be healed fore I get rezed"

You ask, "Who rezzed him like that?"

G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's left arm damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's left hand damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's right arm damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's right hand damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's left leg damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's right leg damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's chest damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's abdomen damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's back damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's neck damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's head damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's right eye damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's left eye damage.
G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes K-person's nervous system damage.

You hear the ghostly voice of B-person say, "geez"

G-person says, "whew"

G-person exclaims, "wow look at me!"

G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes some of K-person's blood loss.

G-person meditates over K-person. G-person takes some of K-person's blood loss.

* G-person just bit the dust!
* G-person drops dead at your feet!

You hear the ghostly voice of G-person say, "gah"

Sweetsugars says, "oh god"

You hear the ghostly voice of G-person say, "well thats what i get"

Winema asks, "What happened here?"

Back to:

Juspera's Good Ole GS4 Page / Humor