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The Turnip was created in 2002 as a satire of GS3, Elanthia, Simutronics, the player base, GMs, and anything else that deserved to be made fun of. An equal-opportunity offender, the Turnip was unashamedly based on the Onion, one of our greatest national treasures. And now it's back. Writing The Turnip is more difficult than it used to be, thanks to the decline of OOCness, snertism and general bad behavior -- and also because I just don't have as much time as I used to. However, I'll throw another new issue up here whenever I get enough material.


New Issues


September 2020

March 2020

January 2020

November 2019

September 2019



Old Issues


July 2003
February 2003
November 2002

October 2002
September 2002
August 2002